TO ALL MY FRIENDSHIP BUDDIES
TO ALL MY FRIENDSHIP BUDDIES Wow. Sure has been awhile, eh guys? My bad. Anyhow, Ol Uncle Cobras is back, with lots of updates and exciting news for the IllCon Universe. I hope you guys can forgive me for my long absence, Ive been super busy Gangnam-styling, watching Iggy Azalea videos, jerking off to presidential debates, rocking out to Slayer with my cat, and taking part in all sorts of illicit, undisclosed activities which are best not discussed here. Add a shitty update to the Blogger template system and multiple suspensions of my vast and untraceable Mediafire accounts, and youve got quite a recipe for overall inactivity and frustration from your favorite blogger (me) on your favorite site (this one). Pathetic. Just pathetic. But hey, I aint here to sweat the petty shit. Im here to pet the sweaty shit. Illogical Contraption--while relatively slow in the Blogspot World--has been going nuts in other realms, which is what were really here to talk about today. First and foremost, IllC...