WoW Legion Make It Singleplayer

WoW Legion Make It Singleplayer

Ive quit playing WoW back in Cataclysm and Ive never looked back. Then Claire mentioned something weird today, saying something like, "I think theyre trying to make WoW a little more like Diablo." Apparently, there will be random group dungeons with random powerful drops as an alternative to raids or something. A little bit like rifts in Diablo. Im paraphrasing here and I havent actually looked into this feature, because fuck WoW and fuck more group content. But tell you what - if WoW really were to become more like Diablo and I could actually solo randomized content for increasingly powerful gear like in a Diablo-style rift, Id play the shit out of it. Id not just resub - Id pay twice the subscription fee if I had to.

Now, if youre about to ask me why I would even want solo content on an MMORPG - GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RAKE! When youre done with that, go do some research on the massive new story expansion for SWTOR. And the reviews for that shit. The whole thing is completely solo, people are coming back like crazy to play it and everybody fucking loves it. Yes, theyre subscribing to an MMORPG to fucking solo, so quit telling me that solo content is unimportant to the genre, you fucks!

I, like a ton of other (former) WoW players, joined the whole thing on launch day, over a decade ago. Ive seen my fair share of raids, heroic dungeons, guild drama, you name it. And, also like pretty much everybody who started back then, Im done with that sort of thing, but Im not done with games. What used to be school is now a job and a family. I cant get up in the middle of the night to replace the raid tank who couldnt make it. I dont want WoW or any other game to be my second job. And maybe reading a bunch of crap about Chuck Norris or people putting the word "anal" in front of random ability names in trade channel isnt as funny to me now as it was when that shit was still new. And yes, maybe Im a bit tired of all the best content, the happy endings and the most amazing items being offered exclusively to those five per cent or so self-congratulatory fucks, who jerk each other off over mythical boss kills and world firsts and shit theyve achieved, because theyre willing to give up on a huge portion of their real lives to fine-tune their shit and study youtube bosskill videos and shit.

Why not have soloable dungeons with powerful, Diablo-style item drops? That shit can be challenging, I dont mind at all. But why is being a single player so completely fucking worthless? Why can you only get the good shit if you bring 24 friends for everything? Why doesnt individual skill matter at all? Oh yay, I can level up solo, dick around in a garrison or play fucking Pok�mon, isnt that great? Let me play a dungeon solo or with just one or two friends and change difficulty and droprate dynamically, like on Diablo, but allow me to get my gear that way, without forcing me into guilds, LFR, group finder, shit with random people. Nobody wants to suffer bots and AFKers in battlegrounds and people only put up with that shit, because they want the gear. Why do you think the cunts at Honorbuddy sell their stupid bot like crazy in the first place? Because people hate to grind for their shit, they hate to play with random people against their will, so theyre actually paying real money to have a program do it for them.

WoW subscriptions are at a new low of, I dunno, 5.5 million players or so? Thats still a great number, but Blizzard recently announced theyd no longer inform the public about player count. Yeah, thats a big fucking sign of confidence right there. So why not go all the way with the whole Diablo thing? Blizzard are already going out of their way to appeal to the most casual gamers on the planet. I have friends playing WoW, who are so bad at video games, you could put a guy with no arms or legs in a wheelchair in front of a computer, have them try to control the game with their minds and theyd instantly be more successful than my friends. Yet they dont ever stop playing WoW, because it has fucking pandas and pet battles and fool-proof skill trees and gear that changes its stats for you, so you dont have to think. Why not take it one step further and finally stop forcing people to fucking group up?

Okay, sure, its an MMO, so why would I even want to be able to solo shit? Because sometimes I just want to be successful on my own. Because I dont want to constantly depend on others with every tiny thing that matters on there. Because Id still have the choice. I can run into friends and team up with them naturally, without a multiplayer staging lobby, if I wanted to. I could still see other players, look at their gear and achievements, Id still have a living, breathing virtual world. Doesnt mean I wanna depend on all of those fuckers 24/7. Im surrounded by people in real life, doesnt mean I wanna make friends with all of them and group up when I go to work or shop for groceries. I dont need somebody to hold my hand when I take shit. Allow me to take a shit on my own, Blizzard.

Give people their stupid world first achievments, titles and mounts for raids. Give em exclusive cosmetic gear. You know what game does that? Warframe. Warframe has raid versions of bosses, which rewards players with some cosmetic goodies you cant get any other way. But you can fight easier versions of these bosses alone or with up to three friends. You dont miss out on any super powerful stuff if you dont want to raid. Nobody gets excluded. You can become just as powerful as a solo player as you could be as part of a huge, successful raid guild. Its harder that way - and it should be - but its entirely possible. You dont get the nice titles, cosmetic doodads and trophies that the big guilds get, but you get the same story, cutscenes, items, everything. Youre not getting treated like a second class player.

I know SWTOR isnt entirely like that, but it doesnt have to be. Im gonna resub to SWTOR, Ill play their story expansion and then Ill take a break until more solo story stuff gets released, because I dont wanna grind dungeon tokens on there. But theyre gonna get my money, because they cater to me as a solo player. Perhaps its time for Blizzard to give that a try? Even if it means pissing off the raid community? Fuck those guys. They never were the biggest part of your player base, so perhaps its time to stop sucking their dicks.

-Cat

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